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Pause Ponder And A Precocious Pipsqueak

When I was little and my mom would catch me making faces she'd always say something like "You keep that up and Jack Frost will freeze that face of yours". I don't think this kid's mother passed on the same sage advice.

But leave it to you guys. You had advice.

laughingmom told her:

Hey, that is what I'll look like after numerous botox treatments and two facelifts.



Chris@Knucklehead picked up on her being at a baseball game and threw this zinger:

How Pittsburgh Pirates fans keep themselves entertained so they don't actually have to watch the game.



But Boom Boom who recently fell down and went boom boom and has been laid up for a while wins our little contest by adapting her caption to her thrill of going back to work:

The children at school respond to the news that Boom Boom will be returning to work next week!

Ha, ha, Boom Boom I love it! You be hangin' with the dufus this week for that one. And good luck with the munchkins next week. Don't let them "trip" you up, eh?



Comments

Phillipia said…
Congrats to Boom boom:)
Boom Boom Larew said…
They'll be doing their best to trip me up, I have no doubt. But once I tell them I'm hangin' with Dufus, they're sure to sit up and take notice. I just hope I make it out alive the first day!
nonamedufus said…
Phillipia: He caption was exquisite.
nonamedufus said…
Boom Boom: Congrats this week. And watch out for those little ankle-biters next week. Of course, if you still had the crutches you could beat them off but I guess that's something the school board probably doesn't encourage.
00dozo said…
Congrats to Boom Boom! And congrats to the honourables!

Ha! laughingmom's was really good, too! And Chris', well, that's just cruel - funny, but cruel (just glad it wasn't a Leafs' game).
;-)
I love that picture of the kid on the clothes line. Makes you wonder what his family life was like and where he is today hehe.

Oh wait, was it you?
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: I think that kid's face scared a lot of folks away this week. But what we lacked in quantity we more than made up for in quality.
nonamedufus said…
Chelle: Hey, that's me. Or a reasonable facsimile. My "About Dufus" explains it. Good to have you back on the interwebs, Chelle. It's been a while.
injaynesworld said…
Congrats, Boom Boom... Nice to see you're back and in fighting form.
nonamedufus said…
injaynesworld: It's good to see Boom Boom back on her feet again, literally.
Quirkyloon said…
Congrats to Boom Boom!

Another successful caption contest bites the booger, erm, I mean dust! hee hee
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Yeah, that little kids' a double picker-flicker, for sure.

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