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Pause Ponder and Pun #68

Yeah, same to you kid!

What do you think of her?

Let me know.

We'll stretch this out to Saturday and then announce our winner.


laughingmom said…
Hey, this is what I'll look like after numerous botox treatments and two facelifts!
00dozo said…
The good ol' two-hand-and-tongue job!
How Pittsburgh Pirates fans keep themselves entertained so they don't actually have to watch the game.
Anonymous said…
Heh heh heh, I just farted, ya know?
Boom Boom Larew said…
The children at school respond to the news that Boom Boom will be returning to work next week!
battlee43 said…
First I will start with cheek implants, Then an eye brow lift.

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