NOOOO! I don't do laundry... or any other housework. That's why I need that washer... and dryer... and dishwasher... and chef... and cleaning service... the list goes on and on.
Stop it! Just stop it right there! All of you! I'm a cat lady, which means I don't do laundry... or cats, either for that matter... too much work changing the litter box.
Don't you guys just love that feeling when you've put the laundry in the washer and it's on the spin cycle, and you're sitting on the washer and maybe you're, like eating some ice cream, and the washer vibrates and vibrates and vibrates and you start feeling tingly in all the right places and the ice cream is melting and you're licking it off of your fingers and the tingling gets stronger and the washer spins just a little bit faster and...
Why I did not think of this I will never know. My goofy washer and dryer love to vibrate all over the laundry room, which of course drives the OCD loon in me absolutely crazy.
After reading Ziva's message, I feel inspired to write an erotic novel called 50 Shades of Gray. It's not about a professor who's into bondage, tho. It's about a woman who forgets to bleach on her whites.
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Thank you! I've just remembered to put my washing in the drier!
That machine looks like it does everything... including playing music and folding the laundry for you. Can I have it?
Glad I could help. That's actually our washing machine.
Mrs D would be very happy if it folded the laundry.
*you spin me right round baby, right round like a record, baby*
I want Paula to do my laundry too! I will be happy to sing for this service.
Let's get Paula to do everybody's laundry!
That settles it, Paula gets all the laundry!
I love this all to pieces. Your mind works in such an amazing way.
Thanks to my son, I actually got that musical reference...
NOOOO! I don't do laundry... or any other housework. That's why I need that washer... and dryer... and dishwasher... and chef... and cleaning service... the list goes on and on.
Stop it! Just stop it right there! All of you! I'm a cat lady, which means I don't do laundry... or cats, either for that matter... too much work changing the litter box.
Aw c'mon, you don't remember the 80s?
Next time you visit you can bring your laundry.
ahhh yes I have a few basket fulls I can send your way!
Oh, you just gave me an idea. I could put my cat in the washing machine.
Actually the washing machine we had before this vibrated so much we'd find it across the floor at the end of the cycle.
Um, you mean send Paula's way. She's the one going to do the laundry.
Perfect!! Perfect!
Good, good, good , good vibrations???
We have a top-loader so I don't get to be mesmerized by spinning clothes but it's fun to watch the machine wander around the cellar.
Oh this model's great when the TV's on the fritz.
Meleah, you're repeating yourself.
Only the best, because in the end the clothes are clean.
Works for me!
I know! I'm losing my mind!
Sometimes I'd swear those things are trying to break loose, but then the spin cycle ends.
Don't you guys just love that feeling when you've put the laundry in the washer and it's on the spin cycle, and you're sitting on the washer and maybe you're, like eating some ice cream, and the washer vibrates and vibrates and vibrates and you start feeling tingly in all the right places and the ice cream is melting and you're licking it off of your fingers and the tingling gets stronger and the washer spins just a little bit faster and...
No?
Oh.
Now I want one for those Satur/Sundays when the NASCAR race is a complete snoozefest.
Yes, please. Are you bringing the brownie sundaes along?
...and then you wake up?
I think they're haunted.
I don't think brownies fit into Ziva's daydream here.
Well they both go for a spin, and run around in circles, don't they?
Oh, no. Need help finding it?
Mind if I come over and that your washer for a spin?
The perfect place for a cat.
On second thought, maybe I'll go to Ziva's house to do laundry. Her washer sounds like it might be more fun after all.
Be my guest! Everyone will get their turn. ;)
Oh my, I think I'm gonna blow a gasket.
Yes, please!
Exactly!
Drat.
I hate it when I have to get up from the comfy couch to stop the washer from vibrating!!
Why I did not think of this I will never know. My goofy washer and dryer love to vibrate all over the laundry room, which of course drives the OCD loon in me absolutely crazy.
And a vibrating FRONT LOADER... WOOT!
ooh, love that dryer, i can smell fresh clothes. good job on the prompt.
You do that too Ziva?
I did blow a gasket. Jesus, Joseph and Mary.
After reading Ziva's message, I feel inspired to write an erotic novel called 50 Shades of Gray. It's not about a professor who's into bondage, tho. It's about a woman who forgets to bleach on her whites.
Yeah, who knew laundry was such a moving experience.
It can be quite entertaining, can't it?
Do you want to rephrase that?
It's the washer, actually. But it uses less water.
You do that too, Linda?
Darn. My idiot is showing. Yes the washer is the one with the most knobs.
V
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Is she gonna wash that man right out of her hair?
That's okay. I use them so rarely (not allowed) I'm surprised I can tell them apart.
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