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Pause Ponder and Pun #106


Jan and Dean have nothing on this guy.

This is the kinda guy we'd say got his license in a box of Cracker Jacks.

How about you? What would you say?

Leave your captions in the comments.

We'll re-"turn" on Saturday with our winners.
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Shawn said…
John could never understand why it only cost $10 to park. After all, the spot was only a short wall jump to his office.
16 November 2011 at 08:14
Shawn said…
"Car on a Pole"
2008
Shawn O'Hara (b. 197_)

Oil on canvas
On Loan by artist

The painting captures the warmth of a late summer day. Featured is a 2006 blue Toyota Corolla.
16 November 2011 at 08:39
Laughingmom said…
"Honey, I told you that woman on your GPS was nothing but trouble!"
16 November 2011 at 11:01
quirkyloon said…
Drivers Ed Teacher to the student driver: "No! NO! Do NOT put it in reverse!"
16 November 2011 at 14:16
moooooog35 said…
Another woman tries to parallel park.
16 November 2011 at 14:27
moooooog35 said…
This is what happens when you send your Chitty Chitty Bang Bang manufacturing plant to Korea.
16 November 2011 at 14:28
Jayne said…
A metaphor for Rick Perry's campaign.
16 November 2011 at 17:42
00dozo said…
When I said, "Take a left", I meant your OTHER left.
16 November 2011 at 17:56
00dozo said…
I assume the train for is reserved for Cain?

;-)
16 November 2011 at 17:58
Shawn said…
OnStar How may I help you?
16 November 2011 at 19:42
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Hold my beer, and watch this shit!
16 November 2011 at 22:20
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
No parking in the handicapped zone? Well if you can't beat them, join them!
16 November 2011 at 22:23
Vaguemax said…
"Come on 26 vs 27 degree angle? We're still going to nail this ju... K, so 27 it is."
17 November 2011 at 23:15
Vaguemax said…
Just before, "Hey, watch this!"
17 November 2011 at 23:21
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Guess the transformer movies are over, these newest autobots from cybertron aren't real bright!
18 November 2011 at 07:04
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