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Pause Ponder and Primates


That's right. And along with this endorsement I worked out a sweet deal of a year's supply of Dos Equis. Thanks Most Interesting Man In The World!

Now I was going to write a funny intro full of puns about monkeys but I dipped into the year's supply Dos Equis sent me and the best I could come up with was what you might call pieces of rhesus. So enough monkey business. Let's  swing over the matter at hand. Here's a sampling of this week's captions for the pic that Malisa sent us.


The Missing Link



Sadly, Olivia Orangutang's mother's words
("If all the humans around you are are jumping off a bridge...")
came to her a second too late.



The Cinemax - Late Night version of "Every Which Way But Loose"



And the winner...of Pause Ponder and Primates...for two weeks in a row...

I'll jump in the water with you if you touch macaque.


Well Shawn, it's nice to see you've retained your edge after spending the week at Disneyland after winning last week's contest. This week maybe we could get together for a drink? I've got  basement of beer I need to work on. Hope you like Mexican stuff.

My thanks to everyone for playing this week. It was another great crop of captions you left. And to everyone else be sure and visit these guys' links. They're funny in their own write!

See you next week folks.



Comments

all great captions, congrats to the winner :)
Shawn said…
No way! Two weeks in a row?! I'm on a roll. I think I should go out and buy a lottery ticket. If only I could get a salary for posting comments. Last week Disneyland. This week Dollywood!
Nonamedufus said…
They were weren't they. Thanks for stopping by.
Nonamedufus said…
I don't know if you've ever noticed but on the 401 on the way to Toronto there are these two huge cone-shaped storage bins the highway crews use to store sand and salt for the winter. I like to think of them as the Dolly Parton memorial. Just thinking out loud, here. Thought I'd share. Oh, and congrats.
quirkyloon said…
Yee haw I got an honorable mention! Almost as good as winning. Almost. *grin*

Congrats to the others and especially Shawn.
nonamedufus said…
I thought your caption was appropriate considering you're the missing link in zombie bloggy humour!
Shawn said…
But really, were guys, everything reminds us of someone's boobs.
nonamedufus said…
Good point. Driving through a parking lot with my wife this morning she stopped to let a woman walk in front of us. I heard her say "Nice boobs". I thought to myself, "huh?" Turns out she said "nice boots". You hear hat you wanna hear.
meleahrebeccah said…
Congrats to Shawn!

and I love the Dos Equis man!
00dozo said…
Congrats, Shawn!

And, congrats to all the honourables!

Well dufus, I had a couple of captions in mind but it was too late to submit them and, considering Shawn's entry, they paled in comparison. Maybe next week.

;-)
nonamedufus said…
The most interesting man in the world is always good for a laugh. He does't laugh much but when he does he laughs at me.
nonamedufus said…
Yeah, we missed you this week. But hey it's difficult to compete with the most interesting man in the world. Oh, and that guy in the pic at the top of the post/
quirkyloon said…
High-larious! High! Bahhahahahahahahahaha
nonamedufus said…
I thought of you as soon as I saw that cartoon.

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