What is it with TV these days? A couple of years ago I switched from cable to satellite TV. Every channel in the universe was at my command, or at least at my remote control (see that play on words, there? If I'm in control, how can I be remote? Ha!) But so what? There's still nothing on. Especially now - between summer's end and the beginning of the new television season which apparently stretches anywhere from mid September to well into October. I've already seen every repeat of Two And-A-Half men...at least three times. And if I have to watch one more edition of House Hunters on HGTV I'm gonna not only lose control but throw it at my television screen. To paraphrase a rock group from my generation (another play on words!) The Who, it's a tee-vee wasteland. So as I wait for the return of my favourites like House, Heroes, Flash Forward, Two And-A-Half Men and NFL Football *grunts, snorts, farts* what's a boy to do? Well, funny you should ask. Oh...