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Pause Ponder and Pun #151 - We're Back

Hey, alright! You found me. Not like I didn't leave enough hints on Facebook and Google+. Some might have gotten tired of all that repetition but hey, that's what's known as marketing. Which reminds me I've gotta pick up some milk, bread and beer today.


Almost a year ago - it was November 2012 - I retired Pause Ponder and Pun. Hey, there's only so many funny pictures on the internet - that aren't cats - crying out for a caption. Well, guess what? We're bringing it back! I checked and there's a whole bunch of new pictures out there just screaming for your captions.

So, same deal as before. I'll run a pic on Wednesday, you leave a comment, the winner will be posted Saturday.

*Tell 'em what they'll win, Johnny*

I'll post the top three captions and the winner gets that dufus badge up there.

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges," I hear you say.

Sure you do. You can post it on your blog. It's priceless.

So here's this week's pic. Good luck.

See ya Saturday.


And when you're done here, spin on over to my good blogging buddy Screaming MeMe's place.  She's back in the blogging business after a bit of an hiatus and has a caption thingy going on too! As well, the lovely and charming Chelle B, who is known around these parts as the offensive...er, um, make that offended blogger, is running a caption contest as well. My God, we're taking over the internet. Drop by both their blogs. Tell 'em dufus sent you.

Comments

ReformingGeek said…
"I think I found the wishbone!"
Agent 54 said…
If you train hard, concentrate, focus and eat at Taco Bell many times, you can gain the ability to fly using the power of your own farts.
madmadmargo said…
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick!
Cheryl P. said…
Now that I think about it.... inventing a new sport called Bungee-less Jumping might of been a bad idea.
meleahrebeccah said…
OMG! I am terrible at coming up with captions - but that photo is cracking me the hell up!
MalisaHargrove said…
Competitive Olympic athlete, Phuc Yu, won the gold with his famous colon cleansing triple twist sphincter splash.
Chow Ling's first attempt at base jumping ended badly when he forgot to properly secure his parachute.
Laughing Mom said…
That moment when Long Dong realizes that no matter how hard he pushes, that baby is just not gonna come out on its own...
MalisaHargrove said…
The National Prune Association regretted
MalisaHargrove said…
After laughing at his wife's tears, Phuc Dat volunteered to demonstrate bravery during a Brazilian Wax.
mike said…
After decades in space, China's first satellite finally re-enters the earth's atmosphere.
Everyone's jumping for joy, now that Pause Ponder and Pun has returned.
Nicky said…
Bahahahahaha, nice one Malisa! I don't know what the phuc I am supposed to come up with after that!
Lauren said…
17th century glassblower accidentally blows himself inside jar.
Cheryl said…
Nicky, I'm not even going to try.
Cheryl said…
THIS is why I usually drop by, tell Dufus I like his photo, sit back and wait for the winner to be announced.
Cheryl said…
So far you've got some dandy entries. I got nothin' but I'm loving that you're back.
Shawn Ohara said…
Nonamedufus takes the plunge as he relaunches Pause Punder and Pun

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