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Pause Ponder and Pretty Peculiar

Well, dropping the breadcrumbs must have worked. All kinds of folks followed us back to the main blog here for this week's Pause Ponder and Pun. Let's see what folks had to say about my buddy's magnetic personality...


He can polish your silver, iron your blouse, and build you a house - all while dancing a jazz number



Service for 8 has uncomplicated appeal. This set contains all of the essentials for your entertaining needs. Set includes: 7 forks. A silver plated serving iron. Three brick shaped sanpkins. And a portly Asian man who comes with a Limited Lifetime Warranty.



I can use super-glue without my fingers sticking together.



And our winner simply left me "speechless":

One look at Lady Gaga's father explains a LOT.

Way to go, Mike. You be hangin' with dufus. You can use that little badge there and wear it with pride on your blog, if you like. Tell me, though, do you think Lady Gaga's Dad was born that way?



Thanks to everyone for playing. We had a great turnout this week. Lots of new folks. I hope to see you all back again next week. In the meantime, click on the links and visit these folks' blogs. They're pretty funny there, too!

Comments

Michael Wolfe said…
Woo-HOO!

A buddy of mine sang "Born This Way" Karaoke-style with a Down Syndrome voice the other night. Yes, tasteless and insensitive ... but the entire bar was in tears from laughing. Comedy stuff of legends.

-Definitely will add the badge.

:)
Quirky Loon said…
Mucho congratulations to the winner Michael and the honorable mentions! Arriba arriba! Now you're truly hanging with Senor Dufus!


heh heh
Nonamedufus said…
I just spewed Corona outta my left nostril.
Nonamedufus said…
Si, si.

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