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Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, ‘Naaahhh!’
Then they said to me ‘Come on, it’s for handicapped and blind Kids.’
Then I thought..
“Damn, - I could win this!


ettarose said…
Hahahaha hilarious. Thanks for the wake up laugh.
Trukindog said…
I used to play a bit of golf until I screwed up my left if I were to take a full swing with a club my left arm would probably reach the green before the ball. And you just know that damn gopher would never give it back.
nonamedufus said…
ettarose: I aim to please (but I can't golf worth a...)

Trukindog: Well, I guess I gotta hand it to you...

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