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Dog Dilemma

President-elect Barack Obama is still looking for a White House dog.
In fact, he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate.
- Jay Leno
Barack Obama says he’s taking his time picking out a dog for his daughters because he’s looking for a pet that won’t shed its hair.
Which is the exact same reason he picked Joe Biden.
- Conan O’Brien


thesharkguys said…
I believe CNN's Jeanne Moos did her usual Pulitzer prize eligible feature on the '1st Dog' as well. Or was that last week?
Viqi French said…
that's one scary looking little booga-dog!

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