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30DW2-2 - Day 5: You Better Put Out

Hey it wasn't me that came up with these damn prompts. So, Nicky, today's post is on your head, in a manner of speaking...

Not really Nicky and Ziva but a reasonable facsimile...in my mind.

For My Dear Friends Nicky and Ziva

You better put out
You better not cry
Nicky don't pout
I'm telling you why
Infernal Ziva is coming to town

She's not making a list
She's not checking it twice
Ziva knows who's naughty not nice
Cheesy Nicky's losing that frown

Ziva sees her when she's sleeping
She knows when she's awake
She doesn't care if she's been bad or good
Nicky's a sister-wife for goodness sake

Oh, I'm gonna watch that
At least I'm gonna try
I'll even hold the cat (huh?)
And I'll tell you why
The sister-wives are coming...to town
The sister-wives are coming...to town 

I think you better hose me down. I get hot just thinking about it. Hop on over to Nicky's linky thingy (not a euphemism) and see if Ziva's come posted yet.

Comments

Nicky said…
Bahahahahahahaha! I love this, Dufus! You go from sentimental and sweet yesterday to outright porn today. Excellent! Oh, and for posting that picture of "Ziva and I", you win! :-)
nonamedufus said…
Woo-hoo, and only 5 days in. Say, you guys should do a calendar. I'm sure it would be a best seller. I'd be happy to offer my photographic skills.
Cheryl P. said…
Very funny and creative, Dufus. You have a vivid imagination don't you?
nonamedufus said…
A guy can dream, can't he?
We will remember this, you saying that he won...when you tell us we won on our respective blogs later. ;)
That "hold the cat" line was pretty risque there. Way to go out on a limb there. I'm not put out by this. ;)
nonamedufus said…
It was the first thing that came to mind as a rhyme for "that". Really. Ziva has a cat, you know.
Indigo Roth said…
*sprays his pepsi max*
nonamedufus said…
Careful, Indigo. That stuff's a bitch to get off your computer screen.
Ziva said…
Oh my god, I'm rolling on the floor here (not with Nicky, but from laughing so hard)! This is the most brilliant thing since awkward bananas. You are the man, Dufus, and thank you for offering to hold the cat, I'll keep the offer in mind. ;)
nonamedufus said…
Hey I don't even know what that means. But I'm really glad you enjoyed my post...erm...ah...today's blog.
mikewjattoomanymornings said…
That's a great photo, NoName. But why didn't you write a post for today's prompt?
P.J. said…
Why does it seem like all of these posts this day make people want to have a smoke after? Holy cow. Cover your eyes, people!
Linda R. said…
A very creative sing-a-long song. Too funny!
nonamedufus said…
Mike, look down, look down...if you can tear your eyes away from that picture.
nonamedufus said…
Was it good for you P.J.?
nonamedufus said…
Thank you Linda. I see you're a lover of true artistry.
Laughing Mom said…
So sweet to offer to hold the pussy...cat...um...yeah.
Is it hot in here???
Boom Boom Larew said…
Uh, Dufus? You're not letting Maryse see this one, are you? Otherwise all the idiosyncratic credits you built up yesterday are toast. She's definitely going to make you all sleep out in the snow by the pool when the girls roll into town.
nonamedufus said…
It's very hot in here...
nonamedufus said…
Hey I'm only stating the obvious; bringing Nicky and Ziva's story to a wider audience. Have you seen the way those two carry on in blog comments and Facebook exchanges? Imagine if they ever got together in the same room. I kinda wanna be there, don't you?
Boom Boom Larew said…
You're right... I definitely wanna be there, too! (Besides, isn't the whole point of sister-wives that you can have as many as you want?)
Linda Medrano said…
Wait just a cotton picking moment. Nicky came to see us in California. She more or less agreed to be my sister-wife after we work out a few details. Those girls in your photo look sort of low rent next to Ziva and Nicky.
nonamedufus said…
I couldn't find a picture with 3 girls in it Linda. Otherwise I would have included you in my little tale. After all you're the original sister-wife, or wife-sister or whatever you guys call yourselves.
nonamedufus said…
I'm not sure. I don't know too much about it. But I'm willing to learn.
Ziva said…
How could I not enjoy your post? It's just so.. hugely impressive.
mike said…
Well that's been bookmarked.
nonamedufus said…
I can just e-mail you the picture if you like.
"I'll even hold the cat (huh?)" AH HA HA HA!!!!
MalisaHargrove said…
Well, well, well. A side of Dufus I have not seen. Are you in rut, Dufus?
KZ said…
I'm fairly sure that's a genuine photo of Nicky and Ziva. No, I don't believe further research is required.
babs (beetle) said…
Ha ha ha! I bet you're still a lovely husband though ;)
nonamedufus said…
I swear I don't know what that really means. Other than holding Ziva's cat.
nonamedufus said…
A rut? Hell, after writing this some might say I'm all the way in the gutter.
nonamedufus said…
Works for me, KZ.
nonamedufus said…
Oh, of course. I made this post up. Yesterday's was from the heart.
babs (beetle) said…
And from the heart, for all to read, so that's another plus :)
nonamedufus said…
And she loved it! She hasn't stopped talking about it since.
Shawn Ohara said…
I was going to comment earlier but I have been sitting here all day staring at the picture.
nonamedufus said…
I completely understand.

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