"You're certainly not very loquacious, are you?" said Fred. "Lowwhatchis?" responded Ed. (Notice the alliteration there? Alliterwhatshun? Never mind.) "You know. You're not very loquacious, not very talkative." "Huh?" "You don't say much, you're not chatty or communicative." "Oh, I see. You think I'm not very voluble, expansive or garrulous. Well, let me tell you I can be gossipy, have the gift of the gab or be overly gassy. I used to be a real motormouth, talk, talk, talk. My mother always told me I must have been inoculated with a gramophone needle. I was so windy people thought a tornado touched down every time I opened my mouth. Talk about being multiloquent, prolix or verbose - that described me to a tee" said Ed, a tad offended. "Well Fred" said Ed, "but you're so subdued, restrained, quiet and untalkative. What the heck happened? Ed shared a conspiratorial wink w...