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Mooey Christmas

Well, this blog will be inactive the next few weeks as me and mine dip our toes into some warm water on a beach somewhere south of here. Don't want to get sand in the laptop, so not only do I get a rest, but the blog does too. Here's hoping everyone has a merry Christmas and we'll see you in the new year.

Cute Christmas Quotes

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. ~ Phyllis Diller

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. ~ Tom Sims

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~ Bill Watterson

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. ~ W. C. Fields

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. ~ Unknown

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~ Johnny Carson

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man…

Pretty Paper

At Archie McPhee's you can find a wonderdful Christmas wrapping idea: Bacon Gift Wrap!


His site says: Let's face it, mainstream gift wrap has lost its edge. More often than not, you end up wrapping your gift in yesterday's comics and that's just unacceptable. Start wrapping in style! Our line of exciting gift wrap features unique artwork sure to make your present stand out among the crowd. You'll get four 20" x 30" sheets of quality wrapping paper.
Bacon Gift Wrap, Set of 2item 11034$7.95 ea.

And what gift to wrap in Bacon Gift Wrap? Why Bacon Placemats, of course!


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Bad Santa

Shake It

Snot Nice

Mountain Climber

A mountain climber had a very harrowing experience while caught in an unexpected blizzard -- barely escaping with his life, he was finally rescued and brought down the mountain. Examination showed that both legs were severely frostbitten and some amputation would have to be performed.
After surgery, he was sorely disappointed to receive a note from his fiancee instead of her physical presence. Seems she couldn't marry him due to his condition. She was "lack-toes" intolerant.

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Today's Girl Guide...More Than Just Cookies

More Than A Beer

Frosty The Snowman

Steven E. Neuman

WWBD

Zen Office

Not The Perfect Gift

from A Christmas Story - my favourite Christmas movie!
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Uh-Oh

My BVDs

(The shoes make the outfit!)
See more classic Christmas ads here

Does this Bike Make Me Look Fat?

Rio de Heineken

Chipmunks...

Jump!

Back in the 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . .

Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . .

In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:

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Well-Heeled

Friends...

Hey, Where's Your Mask?

Hunka, Hunka Burnin' Love

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

At Home With The Skunks

Our Last Chinese Take Out Musta Come From Here

Harvesting Popcorn

Loyal To The End

Now For Something Completely Different

Yes We Canned

Nice Try

Dear Satan,
This year for Christmas I'd like a god...and a cure for dyslexia...

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Dog Problems

What If?

Show Off

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Congratulations

News Item: Paul Shaffer, Letterman's musical sidekick, receives Order of Canada
Shaffer with the Governor General, Her Excellency the Right Honourable Michaëlle Jean

Paul Shaffer, C.M.Bedford, New York, U.S.A. and Thunder Bay, Ontario - Member of the Order of Canada. As an internationally renowned musician and band leader, Paul Shaffer proudly showcases Canadian talent to the world. For more than 25 years, he has been the musical director and comic foil on the Late Show with David Letterman. He has shared his time and talents with a variety of organizations from across the nation, including Epilepsy Canada, the Kiwanis Music Festivals of Canada and Lakehead University, and has organized and performed in numerous benefit concerts throughout North America.

The Meaning of Christmas

Kittens at Christmas

Four Steps

Nom, Nom

New and Famous

Robot Love

Did You Know...

Dose

Using Clinton's People Is Fine...

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Second Hand Smoke

Sign Language

I get the message... How dry is it?
The old "Beware of Falling Cows" warning...