Saturday, 20 December 2008

Mooey Christmas

Well, this blog will be inactive the next few weeks as me and mine dip our toes into some warm water on a beach somewhere south of here. Don't want to get sand in the laptop, so not only do I get a rest, but the blog does too. Here's hoping everyone has a merry Christmas and we'll see you in the new year.

Thursday, 18 December 2008

Wintersong



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Cute Christmas Quotes


Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. ~ Phyllis Diller


Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. ~ Tom Sims


Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~ Bill Watterson


Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. ~ W. C. Fields


Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. ~ Unknown


Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~ Johnny Carson


Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. ~ Unknown


What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. ~ Phyllis Diller


The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~ Johnny Carson


I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~ Bernard Manning


There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck


I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark. ~ Dick Gregory


The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~ Joan Rivers


In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!" ~ Dave Barry


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ~ Unknown


Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. ~ Victor Borge


Count your blessings this Christmas. Go ahead and use fractions if you have to. ~ Mark (ShoeBoxBlog)

Pretty Paper

At Archie McPhee's you can find a wonderdful Christmas wrapping idea: Bacon Gift Wrap!


His site says: Let's face it, mainstream gift wrap has lost its edge. More often than not, you end up wrapping your gift in yesterday's comics and that's just unacceptable. Start wrapping in style! Our line of exciting gift wrap features unique artwork sure to make your present stand out among the crowd. You'll get four 20" x 30" sheets of quality wrapping paper.
Bacon Gift Wrap, Set of 2item 11034$7.95 ea.

And what gift to wrap in Bacon Gift Wrap? Why Bacon Placemats, of course!


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Bad Santa

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Shake It

Funny Pics / Robocop

Girly Man

Snot Nice


Mountain Climber

A mountain climber had a very harrowing experience while caught in an unexpected blizzard -- barely escaping with his life, he was finally rescued and brought down the mountain. Examination showed that both legs were severely frostbitten and some amputation would have to be performed.
After surgery, he was sorely disappointed to receive a note from his fiancee instead of her physical presence. Seems she couldn't marry him due to his condition. She was "lack-toes" intolerant.

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Today's Girl Guide...More Than Just Cookies


More Than A Beer

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Frosty The Snowman


Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Steven E. Neuman


WWBD


Zen Office

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Not The Perfect Gift

from A Christmas Story - my favourite Christmas movie!

Uh-Oh


My BVDs

(The shoes make the outfit!)
See more classic Christmas ads here

Does this Bike Make Me Look Fat?


Don't Disturb The Ones Working


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Rio de Heineken


Chipmunks...


Jump!

Back in the 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . .

Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . .

In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:

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Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Well-Heeled







Friends...


Hey, Where's Your Mask?


Hunka, Hunka Burnin' Love

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

At Home With The Skunks


Our Last Chinese Take Out Musta Come From Here


Harvesting Popcorn

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Ho-Ho-Holy Crap

Loyal To The End

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Hit Bush

Do you wish you could throw a shoe at Bush?

Now For Something Completely Different

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Yes We Canned

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Nice Try

Dear Satan,
This year for Christmas I'd like a god...and a cure for dyslexia...

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Curly, Larry, Moe and Dubya

Dog Problems

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Saturday, 13 December 2008

My Ya Hee

A You Tube Star Is Born

What If?


Show Off

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Congratulations

News Item: Paul Shaffer, Letterman's musical sidekick, receives Order of Canada
Shaffer with the Governor General, Her Excellency the Right Honourable Michaƫlle Jean

Paul Shaffer, C.M.Bedford, New York, U.S.A. and Thunder Bay, Ontario - Member of the Order of Canada. As an internationally renowned musician and band leader, Paul Shaffer proudly showcases Canadian talent to the world. For more than 25 years, he has been the musical director and comic foil on the Late Show with David Letterman. He has shared his time and talents with a variety of organizations from across the nation, including Epilepsy Canada, the Kiwanis Music Festivals of Canada and Lakehead University, and has organized and performed in numerous benefit concerts throughout North America.

The Meaning of Christmas


Kittens at Christmas


Four Steps

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Nom, Nom

Funny Pics / nomming gif

New and Famous


Robot Love


Did You Know...

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Dog Fish



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Dose


96 Tears


? and the Mysterians
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