I don't know who first came up with it but it's a marvellous saying. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. It's like sometimes you win, sometimes you lose...but far more descriptive. I mean have you ever had it happen to you? You're driving along as the sun's just gone down. You turn on your lights in the dusk and the bugs just seem to flock to your windshield, drawn as if by a magnet. Now, of course, you're faced with a choice. Do you just leave them be or do you flip on the windshield wipers and shoot windshield wiper fluid at your windshield. If it's ever happened to you, you know this is a no-win situation. Trying to clean them off usually makes it worse. You better hope you find a gas station...or a guy at the side of the road who wants a dollar...with a squeegee. That's the only way. And, of course, the bug never wins. It's always the windshield that comes out on top. When I was a kid, though, riding my bik
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/runs away screaming
I do like feet in black high heels, though. Maybe a black pencil skirt, white blouse, pencil tucked into the tight bun at the back of her head...
Oh, sorry. I sort of drifted there. Hazard of being an erotic fiction writer, I suppose.
And you're right, Ziva, my left foot only has four toes. I had five originally, but my college sweetheart got a little rambunctious one night and bit one off.