Shocking news out there this week. Computers have replaced dogs as man's best friend. A recent poll by YouGov has discovered almost two thirds - or 67% - of us consider our computers as a more constant companion than a dog. How can this be? Does a computer come running when you say "Here, boy!" Does a computer run after a stick or a frisbee when you throw it? Does a computer hang it's head out the window when you take it for a ride in the car? Does a computer lick your face? Does a computer run aimlessly around in circles when you get it's leash to take it for a walk? If you said "yes" to any of the above questions then you're one sick puppy. A-ha! You see. "One sick PC" just doesn't work there does it. And what about some of the wonderful characters portrayed by dogs? Lassie, for example. Timmy could hardly say "I've fallen down a well. Go get help PC." Goofy, Precious Pup and Huckleberry Hound must be rolling in their do...