nonamedufus

Remember the Too Fat Polka?  It went like this... Oh, I don't want her, you can have her  She's too fat for me  She's too fat for me  She's too fat for me  I don't want her, you can have her,  She's too fat for me  She's too fat  She's too fat  She's too fat for me Well what goes around comes around.  And when I say around I really mean AROUND. Ever wonder why the majority of Americans are overweight?  No?  Well, there are enough signs out there. For example, Michelle Obama has adopted every obese child in the nation to take under her wing and convince them to eat better.  Although I doubt the West Wing is big enough to hold them all. Times are sad when one of the most popular shows on TV is "The Biggest Loser".  Now who ever came up with the idea of putting a bunch of 300 plus pounders together "workin it" for the rest of the world to see.  That's not too much information, that's too much cellulite. ...

Okay, I admit it.  I'm a little overweight.  I should probably eat better but I love my junk food, snacking on chips and pretzels or having a second piece of pie for dessert.  And I think in that regard I'm just like a million other guys. Except for this guy.  This guy makes the rest of us pale by comparison.  Next to him, we look like a slice of salt free bacon (but bacon nevertheless). This guy's currently in the hospital, in a bed he can't get out of, breathing with the aid of a respirator. He's 600 pounds.  And he got that way by scamming people.  Yep, scamming people for food!  George Jolicoeur has a string of offences against him after a series of scams involving getting refunds for  food he ate and claimed was bad.  He'd order humungous restaurant meals, wipe the plate clean and then claim there was something wrong with the food.  Then he'd get off not having to pay for the meal. He also put it to 7-11.  The late...