Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So eat beans at every meal! That was one of my favourite little songs when I was a kid. My buddies and I loved reciting it. It was right up there with "Who cut the cheese?" and "He who smelt it, dealt it". But with age comes maturity...or so I'm told...and as we age those juvenile rhymes and phrases aren't as funny as they once were. But others are! At least I think they are, but then no one ever accused me of being a "mature" adult. Here are my top ten: 10) Confucius say man who fart in church sit in own pew. 9) Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too! 8) How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? Her ankles swell when she farts. 7) Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player? He wanted to buy a bowel. 6) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. 5) Laugh and t...