In the doldrums of summer there’s nothing better to keep an idle American interested in American Idol (see what I just did there?) than to leak stories about the coming season’s panel of judges. After the Ellen experiment exploded (oooh, nice alliteration) in the executive producers’ faces things looked about as bleak as Kara DioGuardi’s next paycheck. (Who?) But now, Idolettes, word comes of a truly unique pairing of pop music people to join Randy Jackson (who?) on the judges’ dais. The first is Aerosmith lead singer Steven “Living On The Edge” Tyler who himself let it slip he’d been pegged to replace Simon Cowell. Um, these ears are gettin’ old. Can you crank it down a notch? Next up is Jennifer “I was Ben Afleck’s main squeeze but then I married Marc Anthony” Lopez. Nice pair. Hey! I mean the pair of J.Lo and Tyler. Woah! Is that thing for real? If J.Lo and Tyler are the best they can come up with, then what are the producers thinking? And they haven’t even go...