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Non Smoking Area

Serenity Prayer





Fair Exchange


Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about that, let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! -that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the roa

The Wizard of Floyd

Look At This has an excellent post about Dark Side of the Rainbow (also known as Dark Side of Oz or The Wizard of Floyd). It's the name used to refer to the act of listening to the 1973 Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon while watching the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz for moments where the film and the album appear to correspond with each other. The List of Coincidences between the album and the movie can be found here. The Wikipedia entry on Dark Side of the Rainbow is here

Hebrew Beer

The Chosen One


Strong Beer!


Walking Bike


Bacon Snacks

Bacon Rice Krispie Treats Candied Bacon Ice Cream Thanks YesButNoButYes and The Presurfer



The Eyes Have It


Come Again?

...It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride


The Day The Earth Stood Still

Bring Home A Bucket


Turn Carefully

Dog Dish

Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella...and Raincoat

The Door

Knock here

At The Pearly Gates

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

No Waiting

The Secret To A Good Marriage

That Explains Everything

Dear Abby

ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING! Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language andViolence On My VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not evensure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been onthe pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriendshould share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discussmoney with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, andwhen confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said itwould never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking

ACME Products

Remember the Road Runner? And he was always being chased by Wile E. Coyote. Wile E. otained often complex and ludicrous devices from a mail-order company - ACME Corporation - which he hoped would help him catch the Road Runner. They never did. ACME is thought to have stood for American Company Making Everything. You can see everything the creators at Warner Brothers had them make at The Original Illustrated Catalog Of ACME Products at this site More about ACME and Wile E. can be found here

Calling Elvis

Bill Murray by Mark Seliger merci

Global Warming


The Shredder

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?""Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button."Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy..."

Finance Minister Stands and Delivers


BMW - Blondes May Wonder


Well Adjusted

Thanksgiving Quiz

You Are an Indian It's likely that you spent a lot of time outdoors as a kid. You feel comfortable and at peace in nature. You identify with Native Americans. You are a truly helpful and giving person. You like to lend a hand. And while you do your best to do the right thing, people haven't always been kind back to you. Are You a Pilgrim or an Indian?

Big Bird

Happy Thanksgiving to our Amercian friends or, as we refer to it here in Canada "All Day Football During the Week Day". We give thanks!

The Thoughtful Wife

The Organ Grinder's Friend Has Moved On


The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “OK jerk, I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, and of reaching my full potential as a person.” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!” merci

Late For Work

Movin' On Up

The future president's more substantive letter to his constituents can be found here

Blue Ball Fix

Click here to get your blue ball fix!

A Higher Authority...They Say He Knows All

Free Hugs

I'd seen this video a couple of years ago when it first became popular on the web. But until I stumbled across it this morning I wasn't aware of the fascinating backstory. Sometimes, a hug is all that we need. Free Hugs is the real life controversial story of Juan Mann, a man whose sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger and put a smile on their face. As this simple gesture of kindness and hope spread, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs Campaign BANNED. This was You Tube's 2006 video of the year. It is still being viewed at You Tube and commented upon as recently as today. The Free Hugs story can be found at

What's Your Personality?

While wandering through Lady Banana's blog I came across her story on the Typealyzer. The Typealyzer is an intersting site. You plug in your blog address and it provides a personality analysis of the blogger. Here's what it said about Nonamedufus. ESTP - The Doers The active and play-ful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities. The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time. ESTP is "Myers-Briggs" terminology and translates into Extravert, Sensing, Thinking, Perception. You can learn more about Myers-Briggs at Wikipedia , analyze your blog at Typealyzer (above), and take a personal test at Humanmetrics And was Typealyzer accurat