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Pause Ponder and Pun #105


WTF?

Captain Picard?

Well, whoever. This guy made it, so, he's definitely gone where no man has gone before.

Wouldn't you say?

You wouldn't?

Then what would you say?

By the way, this is a first for Pause Ponder and Pun. Our pic has been sent to us by a fellow interweb interloper. Yeah, Screaming Me-Me sent me this. You remember Me-Me? Funny former blogger from arid Arizona? Yeah, that's her. No, no not in the picture. She sent me the picture.

Never mind.

Hey, if you want to send me a picture leave me a message on Facebook or e-mail me at nonamedufus@yahoo.ca

We'll see you Saturday.
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Totsymae said…
I think he's downright sexy and doesn't even need a pole.
9 November 2011 at 08:28
moooooog35 said…
This is disgusting. Everyone knows you wear red pumps with fishnet stockings.
9 November 2011 at 09:02
Laughingmom said…
Sometimes a Rocky Horror fan just needs to "dream it" not "be it."
9 November 2011 at 09:42
Malisa said…
Tom Colicchio is very serious about his role of head judge on Top Chef.
9 November 2011 at 10:18
quirkyloon said…
[Picard, Data and Worf are attacked and pursued by Kolaran natives]
Picard: I think it's time to try some unsafe velocities.

HA!

I can't take credit... I looked it up.

But...

Bahahahahahaha!
9 November 2011 at 10:47
quirkyloon said…
Picard: [after being transported to the Scimitar] Why am I here? Why have you done this?
Praetor Shinzon: I was lonely.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
9 November 2011 at 10:48
meleahrebeccah said…
I am literally speechless.
9 November 2011 at 14:45
00dozo said…
"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear."

(Lyrics courtesy of Bob Rivers)

What? 'Tis the season to be Molly.

;-)
9 November 2011 at 15:37
nonamedufus said…
Well that won't do. This is a caption contest!
9 November 2011 at 15:44
LOTGK said…
Wrong Said Fred.
9 November 2011 at 22:41
The Screaming Me-Me!!! said…
Ahahaha, great captions! I'm curious though, how would Moog know about wearing red heels with fishnets? And, no, I'm not buying the strip joint angle.
9 November 2011 at 23:11
Mike said…
"Make it 'sew'"

Little fabric joke there. Get it?

Ok. I'll go away.
9 November 2011 at 23:22
Mike said…
"This week on What Not To Wear we'll be showing you how to safely store a ladder."
10 November 2011 at 12:34
Vaguemax said…
Oh damn, I forgot the gloves. How could you shoot this without the gloves! They complete the look!. Geez, Worf, Tasha would have found the gloves.
11 November 2011 at 00:24
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Isn't that Jerry Sandusky's photo, advertising for "the second mile "here at Penn State?
11 November 2011 at 13:54
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