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Silent Blog




Silent blog, oh my God
Noname's gone, and we nod
Round yon Christmas break he snores
Holy shit will he come back for more?
All he wants is some peace
All he wants is some peace.

Silent blog, I don't jest
Bloggers quake 'cause I'll rest
Cut off from the internet star
Mrs. Dufus sings Alleluia
Christ, my readers'll be bored
Christ, my readers'll be bored.

Silent blog, no posts done
A month yeah, I'll be gone
No posts will beam from my holy blog
I'll be too busy drinking grog
Stay tuned for my return
Stay tuned for my return.



Merry (insert appropriate ethnic/religious reference here) everyone. Thanks for stopping in throughout 2010. We'll see you in the new year.

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Nicky said…
Joyeux Noel mon ami et Bonne Année! Hope you have very happy, healthy, and peaceful holidays.
20 December 2010 at 08:00
Whitey said…
The Coronas will be placed in the beer fridge with care

There might be some left when you finally get there
20 December 2010 at 10:35
00dozo said…
To you and your family, Happy Holidays!!
20 December 2010 at 10:42
Anonymous said…
What?

*sad sigh*

Okay, okay. Go and enjoy yourself a Christmas blog-vacay.

From Your Number One Fan,

Mallet-less Quirky
20 December 2010 at 11:35
http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…
Happy Christmas to you and Mrs. Dufus!

May your days be merry and bright, and may all your blogs come back, alright?

Now, go enjoy some suds with Whitey. See you in the new year.
20 December 2010 at 12:05
Leeuna said…
Merry happy jolly Christmas, Dufe. Enjoy. See ya after the holidays.
20 December 2010 at 12:18
Anji said…
Merry Christmas
20 December 2010 at 12:35
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Merry Christmas, NoName. I really mean that.
20 December 2010 at 14:58
Anonymous said…
Have a very Merry Christmas. Thank you for all your very funny, very entertaining posts. Getting to know you and your blog this year has been a treat! - G
21 December 2010 at 09:13
Jen said…
Merry Christmas!
21 December 2010 at 13:47
Linda Medrano said…
Have a lovely holiday and best wishes for you and yours in the coming year.
21 December 2010 at 13:49
Chris said…
Merry Christmas, Dufus.

And I had no idea horses eat burritos.
21 December 2010 at 14:43
Ziva said…
Merry Christmas Noname! Enjoy the holidays, and be sure to keep hydrated.
21 December 2010 at 17:46
IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAY said…
aahhhh..nooooo.I just got here! lol

have a great xmas mr n mrs doofus........yes y'm typing with one finger....
21 December 2010 at 17:53
Anonymous said…
Hey you! No seriously, I was lying in bed last night and then something hit me in the head, and it dawned on me - Holy Shit! - I haven't checked on him in awhile!!! A LONG while!!! And then, I had to think. What was that blog again? What was his name? Grumpy Old Man? No...Dirty Old Man? No...Something to do with Clowns? No...Jokester something or other? No. Finally, I gave up, thinking, I'll figure it out sooner or later, when I'm not trying so hard...

So, then, just now, I remembered. :)

It only took me nearly 24 hours, plus what, a year or two?

Glad you're okay. Merry Christmas to me. :)

Ms. Thirty Something
21 December 2010 at 22:41
Unknown said…
Merry Chrishankwanzmas!
22 December 2010 at 17:20
Kelly said…
I'm just now catching up on my blog stuff after an absence of, I dunno, a week or so.

Here's wishing you a happy, healthy years to come!
23 December 2010 at 18:13
Sandra said…
Crap! Not you too. Everyone is going off for the holidays. I don't get it...can't people eat turkey, drink eggnog, and blog?...ok, ok, have a merry whatever is appropriate, see you sooner rather than later I hope.
Blogland feels so sad this time of year...sigh...I thought this was supposed to be the most wonderful time of the fricken year?
24 December 2010 at 00:28
Don said…
I echo Sandra's thoughts, but that said,

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! (And your religious or non-religious day off for celebration or what every you do during this season as well!!)

Hurry back!!

Don
http://exposeyourblog.com
24 December 2010 at 08:46
Frank Lee MeiDere said…
Brilliant poem (as usual, dammit).

Merry Christmas.
25 December 2010 at 00:46
Don said…
I echo Sandra's thoughts, but that said,

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! (And your religious or non-religious day off for celebration or what every you do during this season as well!!)

Hurry back!!

Don
http://exposeyourblog.com
12 May 2011 at 15:12
Whitey said…
The Coronas will be placed in the beer fridge with care

There might be some left when you finally get there
12 May 2011 at 15:12
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