Hmm...a head in the hand is worth two...no, wait. Head in my bed is worth...no. I know! Hey baby, is that a spoon in your cup or are you just glad to see me?
Or:
Dammit! When will I learn not to talk about those little sores on my johnson on the first date?
Hmm...a head in the hand is worth two...no, wait. Head in my bed is worth...no. I know! Hey baby, is that a spoon in your cup or are you just glad to see me?
Or:
Dammit! When will I learn not to talk about those little sores on my johnson on the first date?
Waddaya think?
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Him: I knew she shouldn't have ordered the cheese bread. I'm definitely going home alone tonight.
Her: Ok sure, that wasn't very ladylike of me. But everyone farts right?
SD
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"Mmm-hmm. You NEVER listen to me."
Or:
Dammit! When will I learn not to talk about those little sores on my johnson on the first date?
Or:
Dammit! When will I learn not to talk about those little sores on my johnson on the first date?