It's Labour Day in Canada and the United States. A day when we observe the contributions of the working man - and woman. Usually, though, it means the final long weekend before the fall's upon us. Time for one last dip in the pool, closing down the cottage, having a BBQ, and last minute organizing the kids for school.
I'm doing some of those things and am taking the day off. I don't want to belabour (heh, heh) the point but instead of writing a post today I found a few Labour Day-related things over at Funny Jokes...
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It works for me!
It works for me!
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend.
Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
What do you usually do on Labour Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!
As little as possible, just like every day!
How do you say “Labor day” in Russian?
Another cold and snowy day…
And here's an appropriate tune to mark Labour Day. John Lennon's Working Class Hero, performed by Green Day. Hope you're having a great Labour Day weekend.
Comments
And that Paris! I hope she enjoyed "wearing" all those whites!"
hee hee
Labor, it's LABOR!
Damn Canadians.
Labor, it's LABOR!
Damn Canadians.