I love my wife. Very much. And like most couples we try to share things 50-50. Okay, okay. I admit it. Not all things. Well, maybe not most things. But a bunch of things. One of those things we don't share, though, she has the edge. Or maybe I should say rim. Or seat to be more precise.
Yeah, that's right. I've now raised (pun intended) one of the most taboo subjects known to man and marriage -- the toilet seat.
Why is it that the guy is in the wrong when he leaves the toilet seat up after doing his business? Huh? Why isn't the woman in the wrong for leaving it down? You know, guys? Yeah, I mean, then we have to go in and lift the seat so we don't pee on the friggin' thing. Shouldn't the woman lift the seat when she's done doing her business so she won't have to worry about cleaning up after us?
Why is it the guy has to lower the seat for the woman and not the other way around? I mean this is 2010 now. Are we still opening car doors for women? Loaning women our jacket on a chilly evening? Buying dinner and wine before sex? Okay well maybe that last one.
But the point is, in the age of equal opportunity, I think this activity should at least be shared. 50-50. Men should leave it up 50 per cent of the time and women should leave it up the other 50 per cent. Works for me.
Yeah, that's right. I've now raised (pun intended) one of the most taboo subjects known to man and marriage -- the toilet seat.
Why is it that the guy is in the wrong when he leaves the toilet seat up after doing his business? Huh? Why isn't the woman in the wrong for leaving it down? You know, guys? Yeah, I mean, then we have to go in and lift the seat so we don't pee on the friggin' thing. Shouldn't the woman lift the seat when she's done doing her business so she won't have to worry about cleaning up after us?
Why is it the guy has to lower the seat for the woman and not the other way around? I mean this is 2010 now. Are we still opening car doors for women? Loaning women our jacket on a chilly evening? Buying dinner and wine before sex? Okay well maybe that last one.
But the point is, in the age of equal opportunity, I think this activity should at least be shared. 50-50. Men should leave it up 50 per cent of the time and women should leave it up the other 50 per cent. Works for me.
Comments
Guys are ALWAYS wrong.
It's #1 in their list of commandments.
Yes. They have commandments.
All these years I've been putting the seat up for my hubs.
No wonder he loves me so!
hee hee
word veri? word veri? I miss the old gal.
There's something to be said (even by a man) about the possibility of accidentally putting your tush into cold, wet toilet water (especially in the dark). Sounds gross doesn't it.. well, I can assure you, it feel even more gross than it sounds.
Therefore, if you love her, to protect her delicate tushie, you should put the seat down 100% of the time!
:-)