You know when I lay awake at nights counting sheep or the hairs on my nose I think of all kinds of things. Like at what point does partly cloudy become partly sunny? Or why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Last night I got to thinking and pulled out the dictionary, opened it to a random page, closed my eyes and stabbed with my finger, landing upon the word "limnology". What? I can't write about that! Besides the theme for this week's Theme Thursday is "limo".
Limo it is.
You know, those fancy cars? Limousines? I know I'll never afford to buy one, let alone rent one for a special occasion. They're meant for celebrities pulling up at awards shows. You know when they're not driving their hybrid Hummers.
But there are some less traditional limos out there and you just know I'm gonna highlight them for you...
I might be able to afford a French cow...
Or maybe a German fruit drink...
I perhaps could afford this limo from a red-neck neighbourhood...
Or this limo from an Afghan neighbourhood...
I'm really hot to trot for this Amish limo...
Think I'm pullin' yer leg (yuk, yuk)? Well, just to prove there's no photoshoppin' going on here's another pic...with the Amish passengers and Amish chauffeur included.
Of course the most famous limo chauffeur of all was Robert De Niro in the movie Taxi Driver. Here's a little Sesame Street homage...
Last night I got to thinking and pulled out the dictionary, opened it to a random page, closed my eyes and stabbed with my finger, landing upon the word "limnology". What? I can't write about that! Besides the theme for this week's Theme Thursday is "limo".
Limo it is.
You know, those fancy cars? Limousines? I know I'll never afford to buy one, let alone rent one for a special occasion. They're meant for celebrities pulling up at awards shows. You know when they're not driving their hybrid Hummers.
But there are some less traditional limos out there and you just know I'm gonna highlight them for you...
I might be able to afford a French cow...
Or maybe a German fruit drink...
I perhaps could afford this limo from a red-neck neighbourhood...
Or this limo from an Afghan neighbourhood...
I'm really hot to trot for this Amish limo...
Think I'm pullin' yer leg (yuk, yuk)? Well, just to prove there's no photoshoppin' going on here's another pic...with the Amish passengers and Amish chauffeur included.
Of course the most famous limo chauffeur of all was Robert De Niro in the movie Taxi Driver. Here's a little Sesame Street homage...
And finally, here's some limo humour (like this post wasn't?). Did you hear the one about...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself? " The driver said, "Sure. " He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver? " He said "Sure! But, first I have to change this tire. "
Be sure and visit Theme Thursday for more limos.
Comments
hee hee
Good one Noname (as usual). *smile*
Quirks: Thank you ma'am. I loved the De Niro take-off
John: I like yours better than mine.
Brian: I think you can get a great discount.
MikeWJ: You might be a redneck if you think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
Willow: Thank you and you're welcome.
Wings: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Kris & Megan: Wasn't that great. He needs to wash his mouth out with soap!
dot-com: Yeah it would make for a handsome cab (get it? handsome cab, hansom cab=limo, ok, ok, ok)