Skip to main content

An Ode to Feet

This little ditty's really quite neat
And pays homage to hooves, dogs - feet!
Some folks love to dip them in the pool


Others use them to be quite the fool


Some I've seen full of tats


These are Usain Bolt's, what's up with that?


Some folks bronze them 'cause they love them so much


Others get close, play footsie and such


Some get scraped, bloody and bruised


Others sport dainty fuck-me shoes


These ones I saw sitting in a movie seat


And these are so tiny and perfect and neat


Most people's have a total of (count 'em) ten toes
But very few can successfully touch them to their nose!

****
Pump those little feet of yours and run don't walk over to Humor Bloggers Dot Com and see how other bloggers have played footsie today.
****
Today's the last day for this week's caption contest.
Winner announced tomorrow

Labels:

Comments

Unknown said…
Yay!!!!!!!! What a great poem to feet. I love what you did.
28 August 2009 at 07:29
Anonymous said…
I wish I had been as creative. Of course, I usually think that.

Sorry, the Metallica grossed you out. :( I guess you're old school, huh? ;)
28 August 2009 at 08:10
nonamedufus said…
ettarose: Thank you ma'am. This feet-ure was fun.

UR: Well, I'm old.
28 August 2009 at 08:15
Nooter said…
my goodness, the lengths humans wont go to to dress up those horrible things
28 August 2009 at 11:34
Anonymous said…
Love the poem Noname!

Love stinks and sometimes the feet stink too!

heh heh heh
28 August 2009 at 11:58
Unknown said…
Nonamedufus...
Getting jiggy
with the piggies! :)
28 August 2009 at 12:36
ReformingGeek said…
What a nice footsie rhyme. I can't believe you didn't find a picture of a foot with six toes!
28 August 2009 at 13:34
nonamedufus said…
Nooter: Of course for you they're the paws that refreshes.

Quirks: My ex mother-in-law used to spray mine with lysol. Not too subtle.

Jenn: Oh what a great line! Wish I'd thought of it.

RG: Just for you:

On the internet I found some pics
Of toes on feet in groups of six

http://www.marcusinthemorning.com/images/pics/six_toed_lady.jpg
28 August 2009 at 15:02
Winky Twinky said…
Wow, that's a great ditty there... should be included in the book of all time great poetry. There IS one of those right? Anyway, LOVED the post, I'm still chuckling!
28 August 2009 at 15:23
nonamedufus said…
Winky: I took poetry 101 in college.
28 August 2009 at 16:50
Donnie said…
Brilliant! I'm going to find the girl drinking the wine...and I'll send Usian a pair of Nike's too.
28 August 2009 at 17:21
nonamedufus said…
Don: I thought you might find that girl insteresting.
28 August 2009 at 17:45
Anonymous said…
That was great! I especially loved the baby feet!
28 August 2009 at 20:43
nonamedufus said…
thinkinfyou: That's the beauty of this post: something for everyone. Glad you enjoyed it.
28 August 2009 at 20:58
Frank Lee MeiDere said…
That girl using her feet to hold the wine glass -- is that a more aggressive form of tying a cherry stem into a knot with your teeth?

Fun post.
28 August 2009 at 21:28
David said…
Fun post - thanks for sharing it with us...plus you should get a ton of traffic from the foot fetish crowd.
29 August 2009 at 18:11
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
That's a very nice, lighthearted poem about feet that you wrote. Also, not that I care, but a friend of mine might, you don't have a phone number for the girl whose drinking wine with her feet do you? She seems very limber. Nice, I mean, not limber. :)
29 August 2009 at 23:56
Frank Lee MeiDere said…
That girl using her feet to hold the wine glass -- is that a more aggressive form of tying a cherry stem into a knot with your teeth?

Fun post.
12 May 2011 at 15:06
Jenn Thorson said…
Nonamedufus...
Getting jiggy
with the piggies! :)
12 May 2011 at 15:06
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Polka Dot Door

A long time ago, when I was 22, my first child was born.  That kid grew up on a little Canadian kid's show called Polka Dot Door, produced by the TV Ontario network.  And Dad, more often than not, sat through those shows with his little one. Nine or so years later when a brother, and a year after that when a sister came along number one son was moving on to Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard.  But there was a nice overlap where his siblings picked up where he had left off with Polka Dot Door.  And Dad was right there to welcome them. So you're looking at a Polka Dot Door veteran.  The show began in 1971 and ran to 1993.  I didn't watch the full run but I did get in my fair share.  The formula was pretty simple.  A young male and female host, which seemed to change every week, sang songs, told stories, made crafts and generally did their best stimulate little brains.  The show opened as follows... Imagination Day!  Oh boy!  You know what happens on Imagination D
41 comments
Read more

My Back Pages - November

I know, I know, I know I should have reported in before now. But sometimes real life just gets in the way. I attempted 5 books in November. I say attempted because I slapped a big DNF (did not finish) on Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. I just can't seem to get into this guy. It's the second or third of his I've given up on, Not so the other four, starting with a biography of Stephen Stills called Change Partners. This followed by a hilarious biography of the guy responsible for National Lampoon called A Stupid and Futile Gesture - How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever. I ended the month reading yet another biography, this one of the man behind Rolling Stone magazine,. It was called Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine. A fascinating read. So last month I hit the magic number 50 I'd imagined for myself back in January. If I roll this month into my yearly total I'm at 54 books. And I still hav
Post a Comment
Read more

30 Days of Photos III #4 Sour

Check out Ziva's Inferno for the rest of today's photos.
53 comments
Read more