Pause Ponder and a Periodontist's Wet Dream

Drill, baby drill!

A dentist could make a fortune from this guy. I think it's a guy.

He gives new meaning to the phrase gummy bare don't ya think?

Well let's see what you guys do think.

Jim Carrey's original head shot.

00dozo

Jed's mom always told him he was a handsome boy

if he'd just get the hair out of his eyes

and learn to accentuate his best features.

Jed's mom never had too tight a grip on reality.

KABLOOEY

Top prize winner - British School of Dentistry

Vaguemax

And we finish with this week's winner who, by happy coincidence, is Finnish...

Unlike most people, Steve never had a problem with biting off more thane could chew.

Ziva

Zoot alors (that's French for "holy shit"!) Ziva, well done. Congratulations. You be hangin' with dufus this week. What do you say we hop on over to my dentist and we can suck back a canister of laughing gas. Good times! Of course you might argue it's really light. And I'd have to counter with it being less filling.

Thanks to everyone who played along this week. And a special shout out to 00dozo who's back among us after a lengthy absence. I think she's dropping bread crumbs around the interwebs so she can find her way back home. Sorry, 00dozo. I didn't realize what you were doing and I ate them. But if you take the third tropical depression on your left I think you'll find your way.

My Back Pages - November

I know, I know, I know I should have reported in before now. But sometimes real life just gets in the way. I attempted 5 books in November. I say attempted because I slapped a big DNF (did not finish) on Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. I just can't seem to get into this guy. It's the second or third of his I've given up on, Not so the other four, starting with a biography of Stephen Stills called Change Partners. This followed by a hilarious biography of the guy responsible for National Lampoon called A Stupid and Futile Gesture - How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever. I ended the month reading yet another biography, this one of the man behind Rolling Stone magazine,. It was called Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine. A fascinating read. So last month I hit the magic number 50 I'd imagined for myself back in January. If I roll this month into my yearly total I'm at 54 books. And I still hav...

The Polka Dot Door

A long time ago, when I was 22, my first child was born. That kid grew up on a little Canadian kid's show called Polka Dot Door, produced by the TV Ontario network. And Dad, more often than not, sat through those shows with his little one. Nine or so years later when a brother, and a year after that when a sister came along number one son was moving on to Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard. But there was a nice overlap where his siblings picked up where he had left off with Polka Dot Door. And Dad was right there to welcome them. So you're looking at a Polka Dot Door veteran. The show began in 1971 and ran to 1993. I didn't watch the full run but I did get in my fair share. The formula was pretty simple. A young male and female host, which seemed to change every week, sang songs, told stories, made crafts and generally did their best stimulate little brains. The show opened as follows... Imagination Day! Oh boy! ...

30 Days of Photos III #4 Sour

Check out Ziva's Inferno for the rest of today's photos.

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