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Am I The Only One?



Hey, where's everybody else?

Jesus got some splainin to do.


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Nicky said…
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Dufe, but yes, you're the only one. :-)
23 May 2011 at 09:16
quirkyloon said…
I was raptured! Then they figured out it was a mistake and dropped me back onto the earth.

*evil grin*
23 May 2011 at 10:24
nonamedufus said…
This is like a bad dream.
23 May 2011 at 10:55
nonamedufus said…
You were raptured? I was ruptured. Ouch.
23 May 2011 at 10:56
00dozo said…
Well, I'll be damned.
;-)
23 May 2011 at 11:30
nonamedufus said…
You and many others apparently!
23 May 2011 at 12:39
Madge said…
I'm Back!!
23 May 2011 at 13:15
laughing mom said…
The intranets here in the heavens is a little slow - sorry that it took this long to let you know that we're all fine and wish you were here!
23 May 2011 at 13:16
Linda Medrano said…
The answer is "yes".
23 May 2011 at 14:45
Mikewj said…
I can't hear you over all this effin' harp music!
23 May 2011 at 15:12
Katherine Murray said…
I think the rapture happened an NO ONE was picked!
23 May 2011 at 15:51
nonamedufus said…
You and many others apparently.
23 May 2011 at 18:41
nonamedufus said…
So, how was it for you?
23 May 2011 at 18:42
nonamedufus said…
Shit, I slept right through it. You were supposed to wake me.
23 May 2011 at 18:43
nonamedufus said…
How do you know for sure? Am I in for 5 months of floods and earthquakes and shit?
23 May 2011 at 18:44
nonamedufus said…
Can you say effin' in effin' heaven?
23 May 2011 at 18:44
Madge said…
Meh, pretty uneventful, I got up there, and then they realized they made a mistake. From what I could tell, it looked like Facebook of the Damned, only climate controlled.
23 May 2011 at 18:45
nonamedufus said…
Phew, that's a relief. But then where is everyone. Is there a sale at Wal Mart that I don't know about?
23 May 2011 at 18:46
Madge said…
Well if you wouldn't play your effin' ipad so loud maybe, just maybe you'd be able to hear.
23 May 2011 at 18:46
Madge said…
Perfect!!! Thanks Linda
23 May 2011 at 18:46
nonamedufus said…
There's iPads in heaven? Whoa.
23 May 2011 at 18:49
nonamedufus said…
So no probing or anything like that then?
23 May 2011 at 18:50
nonamedufus said…
Well, like, thanks for leaving me behind, eh.
23 May 2011 at 18:51
Madge said…
No! And I'm here to tell ya Pally Wally I was Pissed!!!
23 May 2011 at 19:07
Madge said…
Obviously Steve Jobs knows where his bread is buttered.
23 May 2011 at 19:14
Madge said…
effen' right you can!
23 May 2011 at 19:15
Madge said…
the answer is "yes", don't you listen?
23 May 2011 at 19:15
nonamedufus said…
Yeah, he sure thought ahead.
23 May 2011 at 19:31
nonamedufus said…
Cool. Who knew.
23 May 2011 at 19:32
nonamedufus said…
Damn
23 May 2011 at 19:32
nonamedufus said…
Yeah, but a guy can hope can't he?
23 May 2011 at 19:33
nonamedufus said…
Well, I don't know if that would exactly work for me.
23 May 2011 at 19:33
K A B L O O E Y said…
Marco...Marco.... No Polo? Damn. Where are you, Dufus? And is it hot in here, or is it just me?
23 May 2011 at 23:27
Josie said…
Don't think we had the rapture here in Oz. . . I did have a Timtam though. . .kinda close.
25 May 2011 at 03:20
nonamedufus said…
So you're saying a chocolate biscuit is close to the rapture, eh? Funny, I woulda gone with sex, but hey...
25 May 2011 at 16:57
Josie said…
You clearly have never had a Timtam. FYI, it was a double choc coated Timtam. . .almost better than sex even. . not that I remember. . .
27 May 2011 at 02:44
nonamedufus said…
Oh, double chocolate. Well, I'll just have to take your word for it.
27 May 2011 at 08:20
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