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Am I The Only One?



Hey, where's everybody else?

Jesus got some splainin to do.


Comments

Nicky said…
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Dufe, but yes, you're the only one. :-)
quirkyloon said…
I was raptured! Then they figured out it was a mistake and dropped me back onto the earth.

*evil grin*
nonamedufus said…
This is like a bad dream.
nonamedufus said…
You were raptured? I was ruptured. Ouch.
00dozo said…
Well, I'll be damned.
;-)
nonamedufus said…
You and many others apparently!
Madge said…
I'm Back!!
laughing mom said…
The intranets here in the heavens is a little slow - sorry that it took this long to let you know that we're all fine and wish you were here!
Linda Medrano said…
The answer is "yes".
Mikewj said…
I can't hear you over all this effin' harp music!
I think the rapture happened an NO ONE was picked!
nonamedufus said…
You and many others apparently.
nonamedufus said…
So, how was it for you?
nonamedufus said…
Shit, I slept right through it. You were supposed to wake me.
nonamedufus said…
How do you know for sure? Am I in for 5 months of floods and earthquakes and shit?
nonamedufus said…
Can you say effin' in effin' heaven?
Madge said…
Meh, pretty uneventful, I got up there, and then they realized they made a mistake. From what I could tell, it looked like Facebook of the Damned, only climate controlled.
nonamedufus said…
Phew, that's a relief. But then where is everyone. Is there a sale at Wal Mart that I don't know about?
Madge said…
Well if you wouldn't play your effin' ipad so loud maybe, just maybe you'd be able to hear.
Madge said…
Perfect!!! Thanks Linda
nonamedufus said…
There's iPads in heaven? Whoa.
nonamedufus said…
So no probing or anything like that then?
nonamedufus said…
Well, like, thanks for leaving me behind, eh.
Madge said…
No! And I'm here to tell ya Pally Wally I was Pissed!!!
Madge said…
Obviously Steve Jobs knows where his bread is buttered.
Madge said…
effen' right you can!
Madge said…
the answer is "yes", don't you listen?
nonamedufus said…
Yeah, he sure thought ahead.
nonamedufus said…
Cool. Who knew.
nonamedufus said…
Damn
nonamedufus said…
Yeah, but a guy can hope can't he?
nonamedufus said…
Well, I don't know if that would exactly work for me.
K A B L O O E Y said…
Marco...Marco.... No Polo? Damn. Where are you, Dufus? And is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Josie said…
Don't think we had the rapture here in Oz. . . I did have a Timtam though. . .kinda close.
nonamedufus said…
So you're saying a chocolate biscuit is close to the rapture, eh? Funny, I woulda gone with sex, but hey...
Josie said…
You clearly have never had a Timtam. FYI, it was a double choc coated Timtam. . .almost better than sex even. . not that I remember. . .
nonamedufus said…
Oh, double chocolate. Well, I'll just have to take your word for it.

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