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Pause Ponder and Pun #81

Is this how you do it?

You tell me.

Leave me your caption.

We'll s(n)ort things out Saturday.
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Skeeterphonics said…
What the Fuck are you looking at, never seen a blonde snorting coke before??
25 May 2011 at 07:42
Cheryl P. said…
Snorting coke lite

I can't afford Astelin or Nasonex but this should work.
25 May 2011 at 08:28
00dozo said…
I think she's a little "cracked" in the head.
25 May 2011 at 09:49
quirkyloon said…
Coke isn't always the REAL thing.

BTW, 00dozo hit it again for me! LOL
25 May 2011 at 11:29
Whitey said…
Finally, evidence that Coke's competitors tampered with their product before asking the public to take the Pepsi Challenge
25 May 2011 at 19:21
K A B L O O E Y said…
Purple Pamela used to do speedballs, but they made her stop sticking her head in front of the pitching machine. Then she tried moving on to horse, but wouldn't you know? Another concussion when it kicked her.
26 May 2011 at 00:25
Raymond said…
After Madonna, Jim Croce inspires this Lady GaGA newest single : "If I could sniff Coke in a bottle"
26 May 2011 at 10:52
Raymond said…
Harold Camping's disciple NostrilDamus confirms end of the world!
26 May 2011 at 10:59
Madge said…
I snort Diet Coke because I want to keep my girlish figure

Once I finish snorting this coke my boyfriend said he’d make the tramp stamp between my eyes bigger. What? That’s not where it goes? Shit!!!
26 May 2011 at 12:21
00dozo said…
Hey, I remember "Nooly" in that Mad Magazine issue!

(Ooops, there I go, dating myself again, else no one has a clue of what I'm talking about and think I'm the one with the Coke bottle.)
;-)
26 May 2011 at 14:25
00dozo said…
(Thanks, Q!)

And, hey, it could be the "real" thing.

;-)
26 May 2011 at 14:29
Josie said…
I've tried snorting coke but the bubbles always get up my noise. . .
27 May 2011 at 02:40
Josie said…
er nose, not noise. . .sorry, was a pathetic attempt.
27 May 2011 at 02:41
Skeeterphonics said…
And Mama said masturbating would make me cross-eyed
27 May 2011 at 09:13
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