59 or 64

*whispers*

Shhh!

Come closer.

I don't want to say this too loudly.

Don't tell anyone.

It's my birthday.

Yep, I'm another year older.

And so are my kidneys and bladder.

So here's a little tune to observe my internal organs' birthday.

It's based on Chicago's 25 or 6 to 4....

Ready?

Hit it!

Dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh... dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh...

(Okay so you try interpreting the opening of that song!)

Can't wait for the break of day

I've gotta go now, right away

Bang against the bed my thigh

Tears swell up I start to cry

Running cross-legged across the floor

Am I 59 or 64?

Staring blindly at my knee

It's dark and I squat to pee

Wanting just to go to sleep

My pj's down in a heap

Should I try to pee some more

Am I 59 or 64?

Feeling like I ought to wake

Today's the day I'll have cake

And maybe some beers, we will see

I'll prolly just have to pee

Sit me near the bathroom door

Am I 59 or 64?

So if you haven't guessed yet I'm 59. It's my kidneys and bladder that feel like they're 64!

If you can't put my words with the tune, here's the original:

If you're wondering what the heck the original song is about here's an explanation of what the lyrics mean.

Geez, their words make less sense than mine.