The topic from the folks at Theme Thursday this week is "snow". Now perhaps the most common take on this theme is Jingle Bells because of the line "Dashing through the snow". Well, we're about as far as you can get from common at nonamedufus. So here's an uncommon take...
GOING ROGUE
Dashing through the states
In a Gulfstream private jet
O'er the bookstores we go
Laughing at the stupid gets
Bucks them Billy-Bobs bring
To buy my silly book
What fun it is to laugh and sing
"Gotchya media's mistook"
The button-down mind of Sarah Palin
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
Going to grab power
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
They think I'm travelling by bus
Oh, what fun it is to fool
The people of the continental US
It's a bus, plane and simple
A month or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Todd was outta here
And the governership I'd let slide
My book is a best seller
People gush - gosh, darn, heck
McCain can hoot and holler
But I love that slick Glenn Beck
Todd, can you see Russia from here? Bye!
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
Going to grab power
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Gulfstream at $14k an hour
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
They think I'm travelling by bus
Oh, what fun it is to fool
The people of the continental US, yeah!*
*with sincerest apologies to James Lord Pierpont
Comments
"..but she's hottttttttt"
(jazz hands)
LOL. Just remember: You're between Alaska and the Lower 48... You're surrounded!
Loved it!
Where's the moose chili?
word veri: recalfs
Can American all be wrong?
To buy her book and take a look
Hey, moooooog she's wearing a thong!
Ohhhhhhh.....
Nice poem, NoName.
Can American all be wrong?
To buy her book and take a look
Hey, moooooog she's wearing a thong!
Ohhhhhhh.....