Boy, oh boy, those poor folks trying to get out of Dodge on an airplane this week. Since that Nigerian guy tried to blow up his crotch and a plane last week in Detroit Transport Canada has clamped down on security at Canadian airports. Havoc has ensued. Line ups, delayed and cancelled flights. No carry-on luggage allowed. I'd hate to be an air traveller trying to get home or get away on holidays.
The more I thought about this story, the more questions I asked myself.
Southwest Airlines picked the wrong time to go with their "all checked bags fly free" promotion.
The guy sewed the explosives into his underpants. It gave me visions of the guy in Spinal Tap going through security with a cucumber in his pants wrapped in aluminum foil.
Although, now that I've seen the size of the um, er, packet of explosives this guy had little to brag about...if you know what I mean.
The guy's from Nigeria. What's up? Did he want to teach us a lesson for not answering his e-mails?
Planes flying to the States out of Canada will not allow passengers out of their seats for the last hour of the flight. What happens when the movie ends and everybody has to go to the washroom? If Air Canada's smart, on top of $5 bucks for a pillow and $7 bucks for a blanket, they'll charge $25 for Heavy Duty Depends.
Those skies aren't so friendly anymore.
The more I thought about this story, the more questions I asked myself.
Southwest Airlines picked the wrong time to go with their "all checked bags fly free" promotion.
The guy sewed the explosives into his underpants. It gave me visions of the guy in Spinal Tap going through security with a cucumber in his pants wrapped in aluminum foil.
No skid marks!
Although, now that I've seen the size of the um, er, packet of explosives this guy had little to brag about...if you know what I mean.
The guy's from Nigeria. What's up? Did he want to teach us a lesson for not answering his e-mails?
Planes flying to the States out of Canada will not allow passengers out of their seats for the last hour of the flight. What happens when the movie ends and everybody has to go to the washroom? If Air Canada's smart, on top of $5 bucks for a pillow and $7 bucks for a blanket, they'll charge $25 for Heavy Duty Depends.
Those skies aren't so friendly anymore.
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(But I still think I'll drive to that big party you're going to throw and invite me to for New Years.)
Hey, yeah, Rochester to Ottawa isn't that far. You may net some Depends as they've shut down the gas stations/restrooms along the 401 between Toronto and Bellville
Nomie! You're havin' a New Year's party and you didn't invite MOI?
I'm hurt Nomie. *sob*
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Warning: Conspiracy theory ahead! This whole thing may have just been staged to justify the billions of dollars we don't have to continue to fund the war. Can you say War Bonds? I see it coming.
Party? Did someone say party?
Party? What Party? Where?
If this guy was a "trained" terrorist then clearly Al Queda's educational system is almost as bad as ours.
Party...?
Party? Well, stay tuned Thursday.