Woah, woah, woah...not yet. Read my stuff first, then go there to get your monster mash.
Halloween in my day used to be the time of year dentists just loved. I recall one year, several months past Halloween when I made a trip to the scariest place on earth for me - Dr. Hacking - only to discover the kindness of my neighbours and two months of lugging their largess to school for snacks had resulted in 17 cavities. After 17 fillings you can bet there was a whole lot of shaking going on.
Yet if that was the worst that could happen, so what. We didn't have razor blades and pins stuck in apples back then. No, we had Tootsie Rolls, jujubes, candy kisses, licorice and Double Bubble gum. It was a whole other time. And I don't recall parents having to take me and my friends around the block. Hell, if you were six there weren't tricks. Only treats.
As an adult, I took my kids out on Halloween for years, until they begged me to stop. You see, I might have brushed my teeth more often but I still loved treats. (And after 57 Halloweens it's a wonder I still have teeth.) But when you take your kids around the block you get to sample their candy on the ruse that you're inspecting it for "bad things". "Okay, let's see. It's time to make sure there's no bad things in your bag. Nom, nom, nom." I was taking my kids round the block literally AND metaphorically.
Of course they're all grown up now and the grandkids are in the picture. Hmm... wonder if my daughter wants me to take the boys "round the block" this year.
*Photo courtesy of Late B(l)oomer
Comments
17 cavities? Holy mercury fillings!
I used to go through my boys' candy, they caught onto it quickly.
"Mom, where's that Snickers bar?"
"Maybe you ate it?"
"Maybe?"
word veri: pawsxdm
I was HUGE.
Would have saved me a shitload of bullying.
I cry sometimes.
happy tt!
Cute pic!
Happy Halloween!
Perhaps I should suggest Vlad start working on the whole grandkid scheme sooner than later.
Check this out! The word verification: karfarts - whoa, the worst kind!
At my dentist's office, they give out cookies as you check out...
And I wish I could trick or treat. Do you think anyone would notice if I took some candy as my daughter made the rounds?
Hmm...
Cheers,
Brian
(Lost in the Hive)
That's just how I roll.
My dad was an official halloween candy inspector too. Some things never change.
My dad was an official halloween candy inspector too. Some things never change.