Pause Ponder and Sumo Wrestlers On Horseback

This was an odd pic but we had some great captions this week. Not to say we don't every week, but this week's captions were sumothing else!

Moooooog bowed in with...

The race was too close to call when, suddenly and without warning, Kato ate his horse.

00dozo got a leg up with...

As a demonstration sport for the 2016 Olympics. here we have the new combined event of steeplechase for sushi. 

Last week's winner Renal Failure wrestled with his entry...

Nakamura prepares to activate his wasabi-powered nitro booster. Seven horses and their jockeys will die instantly.

And KABLOOEY threw her weight around with...

When the Oshima stable recruited the dim-witted, yet enthusiastic new sumo trainee, it didn't occur to the hefty lad that he'd wandered into the wrong type of stable. Poor Akinori is about to massively lose face when he discovers his mistake.

But it was Jeremy from We Took The Bait who forced all his opponents out of the ring with.

Somewhere, there's a 90 pound guy preparing to wrestle someone four times his size.

Way to go Jeremy! You be hangin' with the dufus this week. Congratulations.

Speaking of hangin', hey folks, don't forget I'll be hangin' out here next Tuesday...

Don's asked me to sit in for him and salute some morons, so be sure and stop by. Oh, I'm not insinuating you're a moron. Uh, not that there's anything wrong with that. No, ah, Don writes about morons. Yeah that's the ticket. And wait till you see the moron I've come up with. Now, I know some of you folks can't read without moving your lips, so I'll remind you again next week.