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Pause Ponder and Pun #101


Well, one down and 99 more to go until we hit our bi-centennial pic. Yep, in case you missed it last week was the centennial edition of Pause Ponder and Pun.

For those of you who thought last week's pic was of a pedophile, I can hardly wait to see what you come up with this week with our Russell Crowe impersonator up there.

There's a joke in there about Gladiator, but I'm not going to go there.

Let's see where you go.

We'll convene our forum Saturday and see who gets thrown to the lions.

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Madge said…
Hey! Can somebody scratch my balls? I'd do it but I'm afraid I'll lose one.
12 October 2011 at 07:50
Madge said…
I paid good money for this public humiliation, will somebody please pay attention!
12 October 2011 at 07:51
Madge said…
This top is cutting off circulation to my moobs.
12 October 2011 at 07:53
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
In Darth Vader's voice,"Luke, I ate your father!"
12 October 2011 at 07:57
00dozo said…
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderthighs
12 October 2011 at 10:12
meleahrebeccah said…
Ahahahahhahahahha! Madge! That's hilarious!
12 October 2011 at 14:13
Madge said…
Thanks Meleah, some pretty strange shit comes out of my brain at 4:30 in the morning ;)
12 October 2011 at 18:03
Aubrie said…
After the 3rd Transformer's movie, Optimus Prime really let himself go.
12 October 2011 at 18:06
Vaguemax said…
After cancellation, the Cylons really let standards drop.
12 October 2011 at 23:56
Vaguemax said…
guy in the background "They had folding chairs in Sparta?"
13 October 2011 at 00:02
Vaguemax said…
Wolverine, pre 'roids
13 October 2011 at 00:04
Terri Wolfe said…
Were not in Sparta anymore that's for sure, wow!
13 October 2011 at 01:43
quirkyloon said…
Bahahahaha! good one.
13 October 2011 at 12:41
quirkyloon said…
I keep staring at the pic and drawing a blank.

However, I'll take a stab (no matter how pathetic, hey that's never stopped me before, eh?).

Here I am rocking like a hurricane. Rudolf Shenker showed up late for Lalapalooza.

Ouch. That hurts even me.

hee hee
14 October 2011 at 00:13
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Gene Simmons, mingles with the crowd at the KISS reunion concert.
14 October 2011 at 01:45
Shawn said…
-Since leaving The View, Rosie O'Donnell has really let herself go.

-At the Mardi Gras parade the familiar shouts of "Show me your tits!"rang through the air.

-Snookie before the spray on tan.

-I am Iron Man.

-The Dark Knight Rises.

-Sure, it's not the healthiest food, but with my active lifestyle, I can handle a little Burger King.
14 October 2011 at 18:07
Boom Boom Larew said…
Sadly, George mixed up the dates for the Bondage Festival and his son's Little League picnic.
14 October 2011 at 21:09
Vaguemax said…
This is the last time I'm going to wait for someone from embarassingdates.com
14 October 2011 at 21:16
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