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Pause Ponder and Pun #99


This kinda looks like what I spent last week doing - kissing ass over at Tribal Blogs in the hopes of winning their Extreme Blog Makeover contest.

Any way here's an interesting pic.

I'm not exactly sure just what this fellow is doing.

Not sure I envy him, either.

What about you? Thoughts?

I'm sure your captions will be out of sight.
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moooooog35 said…
The Richard Gere School of Astrology.
28 September 2011 at 09:04
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Yall ain't gonna believe this shit, I can see Uranus from here!
28 September 2011 at 10:28
00dozo said…
Ass-tronomical!
28 September 2011 at 10:39
00dozo said…
I spy with my little eye ...
28 September 2011 at 10:42
quirkyloon said…
Thar he blows!

or

Just follow your nose!
28 September 2011 at 11:27
Madge said…
That one's going to be hard to beat! Good thing I have a few days.
28 September 2011 at 12:44
00dozo said…
Medical Art Nouveau: The Colonoscopy
28 September 2011 at 12:46
00dozo said…
I fart in your general direction.

(hey, it was there.)

;-)
28 September 2011 at 12:50
nonamedufus said…
I hope no gerbils were hurt in the making of that caption.
28 September 2011 at 16:05
Madge said…
It's true! You really are full of shit.
28 September 2011 at 19:06
Madge said…
I see London, I see France, I'm looking up your ass with no underpants
28 September 2011 at 19:12
00dozo said…
Warning: Objects in the telescope may be closer than they appear.
28 September 2011 at 20:11
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Looking thru this telescope, I can see " Haley's colon"
29 September 2011 at 08:13
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
The US military took the ruling to do away with the "don't ask, don't tell" a little too far.
29 September 2011 at 08:15
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Is that Rufus's pride I see up there? ?
29 September 2011 at 10:22
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Dufus's, damn auto correct
29 September 2011 at 10:30
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
The way to a man's heart IS thru his stomach, but this dude is goin about it the wrong way!
29 September 2011 at 10:33
LOTGK said…
Poster Boy for worst job on the planet.
When you think you have a crappy job, just remember, some one has it worse.
29 September 2011 at 10:39
Shawn said…
David finally picked up the nerve to go see his doctor. The pipe sticking out of his ass was one thing. But that guy growing from the pipe was starting to get on his nerves.
29 September 2011 at 18:26
Vaguemax said…
Yeah, it really does smell like Teen Spirit!
30 September 2011 at 21:12
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