Chuck Alug’s picture was taken right before he died. His friends described his passing as “gut wrenching”. It seems that his beer belly ruptured just as he was saying “This one is on me”.
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I can drink this beer without touching it! Look Ma no hands!
Chuck Alug’s picture was taken right before he died. His friends described his passing as “gut wrenching”. It seems that his beer belly ruptured just as he was saying “This one is on me”.
ps that's what my brother Lumpy always says too
LMBO!
Oh, c'mon Ms. Larew. This has got "boom-boom" (if not 'kaboom') written all over it!
;-)
1. Number of beers required to remove the mental image of a naked Congressman: 47.
2. The next day, Bob's liver decided to move in with Charlie Sheen instead.
3. Sure, you can rub it for good luck, if you don't mind being puked on.