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Sunday Funnies

Pause Ponder and Peek-a-Boo

We had a lot of reaction to this week's pic. It wasn't easy to narrow the field down. But I kept my head while all about were losing theirs. Ready?


Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physicist! You're just going to have to wait for that wormhole to reopen to get your head back out. Cheryl


Nope. Waldo's not in here, either. Moooooog


Ill-conceived, Medusa's peepshow generated very little revenue. Michael Wolfe


Our winner had me laughing out loud with his caption this week...


Mitt Romney takes a huge step forward in the presidential campaign by getting his head out of his ass. LOTGK

Way to go LOTGK. That caption means you're hangin' with dufus this week. Well done.

And folks, click on the links and check out these folks' blogs. They might be funny here but they're hilarious and talented on their own sites.

Dammit, Jim, I'm a Blogger Not a Photographer

So there I was sitting all alone on the couch (where else would I be) minding my own business when...



Wait, wait, that's not exactly true. I was making witty comments on some of my favourite blogs, and smart-ass ones on the others when all of a sudden I came across the latest post from Ziva @ Ziva's Infernal Inferno and Michael Whitman-Jones @ I Never Want To Get Up.Com. It was like stereo. Having invented the 30 Days of Photographes meme and invited other bloggers to share in the pain, er, shame, er, glory(?) this past April, these two sadists have set their mark (see what I did there? sadists/mark, marquis de sade) again for the month of October.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, October is 30 Days of Photographs III. Don't these people think we've already taken enough photos.

Shit.

Good thing I just charged up my iPhone/camera. And I've got the first week in the bag. Now there's a positive "development". I refuse to be "negative" abo…

Pause Ponder and Pun #144

Did you ever have one of those days?

Well, tell me about it.

Leave your caption in the comments and "head" on back here Saturday.

Things That Annoy Me

1. The first two weeks of fantasy football.
I'm currently 0 wins and 2 loses in my fantasy league.
We'll see what happens in week three tonight after my man #1 Quarterback Aaron Rodgers plays.

2. When golfer Tiger Woods steps up to take his tee shot on a par five and some yahoo in the crowd yells "in the hole". He's five strokes away from the hole ya jerk.

3. The royal ta-tas.
Never has so much been made of so little.

4. Mitt Romney.
And I'm not even American.

5. Fall.
Where the hell did summer go?

Sunday Funnies

Pause Ponder and Pelage

Okay this was a strange pic this week. I didn't mean to ram it down your throats folks and I feel kinda sheepish about dong so.

I think many of you were on the horns of a dilemma in coming up with a caption. Let's see what we had...

Mary had a little lamb Which converted into an elegant love seat. Mary is now looking for some minks Shawn


Ewes not fat; ewes fluffy. Cheryl


Now u can cover your meat and your seat, with lamb skin! Skeeter


And our winner this week is that well-known interior designer from Montreal, Quebec:



When good chairs go baaaaaaa-d. Nicky

Okay, Nicky! Woot. Woot. Or should I say baa, baa. You be hangin' with dufus this week. Way to go.
Wanna come over for dinner? I seem to have an abundance of lamb in my freezer this week.

Crabtree and Evelyn

So there I am settling in to last Thursday night's Green Bay vs Chicago match up sharing mind-numbing comments on Facebook chat with Unfinished Person (his, not mine). I have the advantage over UP. I have satellite TV so I actually get to see NFL games live. UP has to prime his herd of hamsters to get that little wheel going so he can actually see replays on his computer. Thank God for replays, because we both almost missed this:




Uh-huh. Did you see that? You should have. It ran twice.

Green Bay lined up for a 3 pointer but punter Tim Masthay passed to tight end Tom Crabtree for a 27-yard touchdown.

"Tom who?" Unfinished and I asked each other. I checked Wikipedia. Crabtree used to play for the Packers practice squad. Practice squad for frak sake, before he made the line up as third string TE.

Wikipedia also highlights that he is:

Married June 28, 2009 to Chelsea Crabtree. Has a son Bryce Thomas Crabtree born October 14, 2010 and is expecting his second child, a baby gir…

Pause Ponder and Pun #143

I won't pull the wool over your eyes this week.

You know the drill.

By shear luck you might win.

We'll see Saturday.

Honk If You Love...2.0

This has just got to be my favourite TV commercial these days.



If only life came with warnings, eh?

Dufus, Duford and Boom Boom

Sounds like a folk-group from the 60s, don't you think? Or a vaudeville act. But the three of us are far too young to have ever seen a vaudeville act, let alone been one.

Nope. Dufus you of course know. But Duford and Boom Boom are two fantastic bloggers I had the pleasure to meet this summer. Yeah. How about that. And both wonderful ladies at that.

Cheryl Duford hangs out at Deckside Thoughts. We met, virtually, through Ziva and Michael's 30 Days of Photos challenge back in April. I was amazed at the wonderful photographs she posted. I think she was surprised some guy named noname could actually take pictures on an iPhone. Nevertheless, we friended each other on Facebook and from there we planned on meeting up when Mrs D and I vacationed in Ogunquit, Maine. You see Ogunguit is just a short distance from Portsmouth, New Hampshire where Cheryl and her husband Running Man reside.

We agreed to meet for lunch. She was a good sport. She took us to a seafood restaurant. Of course, b…

Sunday Funnies