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Rum & Coke

A Priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust..... 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.'

merci Bernard


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