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Phil and Willie

How can we allow rodents to rule our lives? Six more weeks of winter! Yep, that's the consensus of the groundhog gods both north and south of the border. Phil pronounced first. He saw his shadow and by tradition that means six more weeks of winter's icy chill. Ditto Willie in Wiarton - shadow: six weeks of winter. But fear not. The two varmits have a dismal record of prognostication, as you'll see from my earlier post.

And if you thought you knew everything there was to know - or wanted to know - about Groundhog Day, think again. My colleagues at HumorBloggers Dot Com have come up with lots of news you can use in our first Annual Groundhog Day Humor Carnival.

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